I'm not a writer. I wish I was. Man how I wish I was. I used to think I was. But I'm not. When I did think I was, I didn't even write a lot, but I have saved four things that I feel stand out from a lot of crap and unfinished potential crap. God how embarrassing they are to see now. In their time, though, they meant something, for whatever that's worth. And hey, now I added another thing. So that's five. Who would have thought?